1. |
Introduction
01:15
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2. |
God B With You
02:46
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god be with you
how long has it been
such a beautiful life
how long has it been
teach me how to pray
since you've been away
my bibles gone rotten
my bibles gone rotten
tell me what kind of god is anything that you'd want
and tell me what kind of god is anything that you'd flaunt
it's no secret
teach me how to pray
precious memories
owned by RCA
whispering hope
living stereo
coast to coast
on the steve allen show
tell me what kind of god has anything you don't bring
and tell me what kind of god is anything but suffering
four walls
his own radio
blue boy
with mexican joe
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3. |
Bicycle Dicks
03:19
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bicycle dicks
bicycle dicks
group of elitists
dressed up in spandex
bicycle dicks
bicycle dicks
i'm fine as is
don't need a fix
you've got all the right clothes
clicky shoes on your toes
skin-tight lightning
you're not low-key
in those oakleys
i know you're a bicycle dick
bicycle dicks
bicycle dicks
it's my transportation
not my vocation
bicycle dicks
bicycle dicks
stop acting mean
in neon green
in neon green
(in neon green)
[in neon green]
in neon green
(in neon green)
[in neon green]
in neon green
(in neon green)
[in neon green]
in neon green
(in neon green)
[in neon green]
in neon green
(in neon green)
[in neon green]
you've got all the right clothes
clicky shoes on your toes
skin-tight lightning
you're not low-key
in those oakleys
i know you're a bicycle dick
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4. |
Wicked Witch
03:25
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wicked witch of the west
she's the best dressed
i'm easily impressed
wicked witch of the west
wicked witch of the east
recently deceased got her shoes at least
wicked witch of the east
wicked one
you've had your fun
you can't help anyone
can't help anyone
wicked witch of the north
she's such a good sport
with any kind of force
wicked witch of the north
wicked witch of the south
she's got such a big mouth
though she's quiet as a mouse
wicked witch of the south
wicked one
you've had your fun
you can't help anyone
can't help anyone
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5. |
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have a little heart girl
don't let me down
without your love
there's no sound
i don't want a problem
i don't even wanna fight
but if i can't hear the music
we can't dance tonight
i just wanna hold you
cause you're so cute
but we've got our heartbeat
set on mute
listening to you sing
makes me high
so strum on those heartstrings
and we'll dance tonight
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6. |
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old stolen riffs laying stale
in the basement
dudes got a shag carpet
i hope it muffles my footsteps
misty mountain
livin lovin not a woman
let me out
stranger danger
not gonna squeeze a lemon
old blues ghosts stand guard
in the basement
hip to shag prison layout
i hope it crumples my ego
misty mountain
livin lovin not a woman
don't touch me
i'm only fifteen
not gonna squeeze lemon
have you seen jimmy?
he's lookin for me
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7. |
Free Slice
03:54
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it's like when i was stoned and in grade 10
me and my friends went to pizza pizza one time
i caught him sleeping
with pizza on his face
i caught him sleeping
with pizza on his face
free slice
free slice
free slice
free slice
i got a large pizza for the price of a small
i took a pizza from a homeless man
i took a pizza that didn't belong to me
it was better than the one
under my couch
free slice
free slice
free slice
free slice
i think it's happening again
got that rumbling in my tummy
got that cheesy feeling
got that cheesy feeling
free slice
free slice
free slice
free slice
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8. |
Don't Make Me Cry
04:43
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i take showers with my cats
squirting mayonnaise on my holidays
hollandaise sauce
fuckin up the boss
hollandaise sause
fuckin up the boss
don't make me cry
frozen corn porn
hope you don't mind
things i can't think right now
things i can't think right now
don't make me cry
i can't think right now
it's here again
i can't think right now
it's here again
i can't think right now
it's here again
i can't think right now
it's here again
don't make me cry
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9. |
Leo
02:34
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leo
he's squinting in the sunshine
whoa-oh
he's everybodys goldmine
leo
got nowhere to go
whoa-oh
leo
he's slinking by the street sign
whoa-oh
he's everybodys coolmine
leo
got all of the blow
whoa-oh
got nothing to show
in the basement eating my food
everyone knows leo's no fool
in the basement eating my food
everyone knows leo's too cool
leo
sells drugs by the school
whoa-oh
too cool to play by the rules
leo
he's jumping house to house
whoa-oh
he's a fiend to every mouse
making the rounds out on the street
leo's got lots of tom cats to beat
making the rounds out on the street
leo's got lots of pussy to eat
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10. |
Bad Photography
04:15
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my ghost has got goosebumps
my bodys doors ajar
step through the threshold
but not very far
ride again there is no line
we're all running out of time
bad photography in my nose
bad photography in my nose
bad photography in my nose
bad photography
spice it up
my head explodes
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11. |
Prom Song
04:40
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rolled up for the prom
drank a fifth, hopin i don't vom
it's kicking in can't stay calm
if tonights the night that'd be bomb
looking fly in my tuxedo
got a hot and bothered libodo
checkin out yourself and not me tho
hot and heavy is my creedo
it's all going to the dogs
fetch and recieve
watching all of them break off
connect disconnect
when you look me in the eyes
i know it's time for popeyes
order me a side of fries
charge for extra sauce is a lie
dipping my deep fried prawn
covered in parmesan
the taste it makes me fawn
so good you'd think it's a con
it's all going to the dogs
fetch and receive
watching all of them break off
connect disconnect
we're all going to the mall
buy some dvds
it's all going to the dogs
marley and me
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12. |
Stargazing
02:52
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stargazing
captain kirk is phasing
yee-haw, yee-haw
janitor
picks up his broom
i know he'll get there
i know he'll get there soon
we are
stargazing
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13. |
Free Slice 2
04:01
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it's like when i was stoned and in grade 10
me and my friends went to pizza pizza one time
i caught him sleeping
with pizza on his face
i caught him sleeping
with pizza on his face
free slice
free slice
free slice
free slice
i got a large pizza for the price of a small
i took a pizza from a homeless man
i took a pizza that didn't belong to me
it was better than the one
under my couch
free slice
free slice
free slice
free slice
i think it's happening again
got that rumbling in my tummy
got that cheesy feeling
got that cheesy feeling
free slice
free slice
free slice
free slice
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