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Greatest Hits [LP]

by Tongue Patrol

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1.
Introduction 01:15
2.
god be with you how long has it been such a beautiful life how long has it been teach me how to pray since you've been away my bibles gone rotten my bibles gone rotten tell me what kind of god is anything that you'd want and tell me what kind of god is anything that you'd flaunt it's no secret teach me how to pray precious memories owned by RCA whispering hope living stereo coast to coast on the steve allen show tell me what kind of god has anything you don't bring and tell me what kind of god is anything but suffering four walls his own radio blue boy with mexican joe
3.
bicycle dicks bicycle dicks group of elitists dressed up in spandex bicycle dicks bicycle dicks i'm fine as is don't need a fix you've got all the right clothes clicky shoes on your toes skin-tight lightning you're not low-key in those oakleys i know you're a bicycle dick bicycle dicks bicycle dicks it's my transportation not my vocation bicycle dicks bicycle dicks stop acting mean in neon green in neon green (in neon green) [in neon green] in neon green (in neon green) [in neon green] in neon green (in neon green) [in neon green] in neon green (in neon green) [in neon green] in neon green (in neon green) [in neon green] you've got all the right clothes clicky shoes on your toes skin-tight lightning you're not low-key in those oakleys i know you're a bicycle dick
4.
Wicked Witch 03:25
wicked witch of the west she's the best dressed i'm easily impressed wicked witch of the west wicked witch of the east recently deceased got her shoes at least wicked witch of the east wicked one you've had your fun you can't help anyone can't help anyone wicked witch of the north she's such a good sport with any kind of force wicked witch of the north wicked witch of the south she's got such a big mouth though she's quiet as a mouse wicked witch of the south wicked one you've had your fun you can't help anyone can't help anyone
5.
have a little heart girl don't let me down without your love there's no sound i don't want a problem i don't even wanna fight but if i can't hear the music we can't dance tonight i just wanna hold you cause you're so cute but we've got our heartbeat set on mute listening to you sing makes me high so strum on those heartstrings and we'll dance tonight
6.
old stolen riffs laying stale in the basement dudes got a shag carpet i hope it muffles my footsteps misty mountain livin lovin not a woman let me out stranger danger not gonna squeeze a lemon old blues ghosts stand guard in the basement hip to shag prison layout i hope it crumples my ego misty mountain livin lovin not a woman don't touch me i'm only fifteen not gonna squeeze lemon have you seen jimmy? he's lookin for me
7.
Free Slice 03:54
it's like when i was stoned and in grade 10 me and my friends went to pizza pizza one time i caught him sleeping with pizza on his face i caught him sleeping with pizza on his face free slice free slice free slice free slice i got a large pizza for the price of a small i took a pizza from a homeless man i took a pizza that didn't belong to me it was better than the one under my couch free slice free slice free slice free slice i think it's happening again got that rumbling in my tummy got that cheesy feeling got that cheesy feeling free slice free slice free slice free slice
8.
i take showers with my cats squirting mayonnaise on my holidays hollandaise sauce fuckin up the boss hollandaise sause fuckin up the boss don't make me cry frozen corn porn hope you don't mind things i can't think right now things i can't think right now don't make me cry i can't think right now it's here again i can't think right now it's here again i can't think right now it's here again i can't think right now it's here again don't make me cry
9.
Leo 02:34
leo he's squinting in the sunshine whoa-oh he's everybodys goldmine leo got nowhere to go whoa-oh leo he's slinking by the street sign whoa-oh he's everybodys coolmine leo got all of the blow whoa-oh got nothing to show in the basement eating my food everyone knows leo's no fool in the basement eating my food everyone knows leo's too cool leo sells drugs by the school whoa-oh too cool to play by the rules leo he's jumping house to house whoa-oh he's a fiend to every mouse making the rounds out on the street leo's got lots of tom cats to beat making the rounds out on the street leo's got lots of pussy to eat
10.
my ghost has got goosebumps my bodys doors ajar step through the threshold but not very far ride again there is no line we're all running out of time bad photography in my nose bad photography in my nose bad photography in my nose bad photography spice it up my head explodes
11.
Prom Song 04:40
rolled up for the prom drank a fifth, hopin i don't vom it's kicking in can't stay calm if tonights the night that'd be bomb looking fly in my tuxedo got a hot and bothered libodo checkin out yourself and not me tho hot and heavy is my creedo it's all going to the dogs fetch and recieve watching all of them break off connect disconnect when you look me in the eyes i know it's time for popeyes order me a side of fries charge for extra sauce is a lie dipping my deep fried prawn covered in parmesan the taste it makes me fawn so good you'd think it's a con it's all going to the dogs fetch and receive watching all of them break off connect disconnect we're all going to the mall buy some dvds it's all going to the dogs marley and me
12.
Stargazing 02:52
stargazing captain kirk is phasing yee-haw, yee-haw janitor picks up his broom i know he'll get there i know he'll get there soon we are stargazing
13.
Free Slice 2 04:01
it's like when i was stoned and in grade 10 me and my friends went to pizza pizza one time i caught him sleeping with pizza on his face i caught him sleeping with pizza on his face free slice free slice free slice free slice i got a large pizza for the price of a small i took a pizza from a homeless man i took a pizza that didn't belong to me it was better than the one under my couch free slice free slice free slice free slice i think it's happening again got that rumbling in my tummy got that cheesy feeling got that cheesy feeling free slice free slice free slice free slice

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released February 16, 2018

all songs written and performed by Tongue Patrol
recorded and mixed by Evan Sidawi

Tongue Patrol is:
Aarrow - Michelangelo
Dave - Raphael
Nicole - Donatello
Peter - Leonardo

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